Here's your sign...

OK, so this is the deal, everyone has to work with tards, it's inevitable. Some are more tolerable than oithers and then there are just some that make you want to be mean to them, I have one from the latter category.She is a whiner and I mean hardcore!

She is all of about 22 and has two kids that must have to wrestle her for any sort of attention because she is so needy. She had her wisdom teeth taken out and instead of staying home on painkillers like a normal person would do, she is at work with a bruised swollen mug, sporting an ice pack and walking from desk to desk in search of sympathy and attention. In a word, LOSER!

Well, since it was my turn to make baked goods to sell for the Relay for Life fundraiser, (and those of you that really know me, know full well that I am so NOT the Betty Crocker type) I made brownies with peanut butter icing. I put a sign up with them, explaining that the icing was peanut butter in case anyone had allergies. I thought it was a little redundant considering that only a few things in life even look like peanut butter, but again, I work with idiots. The snippet looks at the brownies, and ponders out loud what the icing is made from. That in itself is bad enough but then she comes to my desk and says, "Yeah, you know that peanut butter icing, what is it made of?"

I kid you not gentle reader, I thought I was going to laugh in her face, so I responded in what my husband has since told me is my smart ass mode and said, "Well naturally, it's made from fish."I kid you not, she actually took a few minutes before she realized I was being a smart ass. It's almost not really a sport when they are that dumb. Last I saw of her she was walking from desk to desk with her brownie whining to everyone about how she couldn't eat it because of her teeth....... idiots, I tell ya, idiots.

Candie's law - if your IQ is low enough that you could be decalred legally retarded, you should have to wear a sign so the rest of us can choose to avoid you if we want, but's that just how I see it.

Until next time,

XOCandie